I apologise everyone. I went into the kitchen to get some hotdogs for you all. I accidentally dropped one in between the tiles of my kitchen floor and now i have a wiener in my crack. I hope you wont think less of me for it.
I put catsup on some guys nuts and tied him spread eagle in the Walmart parking lot. A single crow then proceeded to eat his testicles. This means that the myth stating you cant kill two stones with one bird is busted.
Finally... if things arent going your way, just remember that you can eat your cake.

"Ill fuck your mom and make you hold the camera!"
"Ill make you fuck your own mom you little whore"

BOOM HEADSHOT!

"Ha! I dropped the wiener.. now i guess there is a cock in my ass.... no... wait.. i did that wrong... oops"
lesson being... dont misquote me.. youll sound dumber than you would have if you got it right.